One of the many reasons we love funnywoman Megan Mullally (former star of "Will & Grace") is that she's married to Nick Offerman, who plays the big, burly, bacon-loving Ron Swanson from "Parks and Recreation." Not only does Offerman serenade her for her 50th birthday, but as his Thursday night guest appearance on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon" proved, he also looks like quite the cuddler.
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One lucky -- or unlucky, depending on your persuasion -- audience member in the "Late Night" audience randomly drew the "Double Dude Spoon" challenge in Fallon's Darts of Insanity series of mini-challenges. On a romantic, wrought-iron bed covered with red silk sheets, the man joined "master of the ancient art of spooning" Sebastian and his "twin brother" Perseus (actually Offerman in silky briefs, a gold necklace, one sock, one fingerless glove, and what looks to be a kind of sexy back brace) for a 20-second lie down.
"Are you ready?" Fallon asked his bed partners.
"Sweaty and ready," Offerman replied.
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During the intimate 20 seconds, Offerman remained silent with his hand resting comfortably on the contestant's thigh. Sebastian, on the other hand, made pillow talk about the contestant's plans for Halloween, suggesting he should go as "The Guy Getting Spooned."
"I'm never going to live this down, you know that right?" the contestant said between awkward laughs. But let's be serious, who would want to live this down? Spooning with Ron Swanson, and winning $100? Sounds like this would be a dream come true for any "Parks and Recreation" fan.