Chris Brown with his Porsche (INFDaily.com)

Despite how frighteningly common such misadventures have become, paparazzi are insisting they had nothing to do with Chris Brown’s car crash on Saturday afternoon.

The 23-year-old totaled his black Porsche by slamming his car into a wall the day before the Grammys. He was the only person in the car and had no injuries. When police arrived on the scene, the R&B singer told them “he was being chased by paparazzi causing him to lose control of his vehicle,” the Beverly Hills Police Department said in a statement.

The singer’s rep described the scenario as an “aggressive pursuit,” but Brown told E! News during their red carpet coverage of the Grammy Awards that “a couple of crazy things” caused the accident.

“Paparazzi tend to get out of hand,” he said. “It's all good, though. No injuries.” A moment later, he joked, “I’ll get another one. Insurance is good.”

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It has been six months and 19 days since “The Dark Knight Rises” opened in theatres in and Tom Hardy became the world’s most dapper-voiced, bone-crushing villain Bane. And for those who are seriously starting to feel the effects of Hardy withdrawal, we have an antidote: an Instagram account purporting to belong to the actor himself.

Under the name @hardythomas, the Instagram account has uploaded 31 photos since Jan. 30, 2013. So far, all of them are photos of Hardy himself (except for one of a Bane action figure). Hardy with fans, Hardy in movie stills, Hardy at basketball games, Hardy at the club -- they’re all there. And they’re not all recent photos, either: There’s one photo of him with his dog Max who reportedly died in 2011, and a 2008 photo with his son Louis, whose mother is Hardy’s ex-girlfriend Rachael Speed.

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If you’ve ever wondered what kind of home life Ke$ha had growing up, the answer has been under our noses since 2005. That’s when the world saw Ke$ha’s family play host to Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton during the third season of “The Simple Life.”

While interning as wedding planners in Nashville, Tennessee, Paris and Nicole met Pebe Sebert and her kids – Kesha Rose, who was 17 or 18 years old at the time, and her little brother Louis.

“All the kids play music, we all meditate, we’re I guess what you call ‘free spirits,'” Sebert told the cameras, introducing her family. “I think Paris and Nicole will fit in with our family really well.”

Lindsay Lohan and Mohammed Al Turki. (Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage)

She may have been linked to The Wanted’s Max George last month, but Lindsay Lohan only had eyes for Saudi Arabian entrepreneur Mohammed Al Turki on Wednesday night.

The 26-year-old "Liz & Dick" star, who wore a Roberto Cavalli dress and a ring that Elizabeth Taylor gave her, held hands with the 27-year-old film producer Wednesday evening on the red carpet for New York's annual amfAR gala.

See also: Dina Lohan campaigns to get on 'Dancing With the Stars'

"It's always an honor to attend the #amfAR GALA!" Lohan tweeted of the event, which is famous for kicking off Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week each year.

So ... who's the guy?

Mama June before ... And Now. (PacifictCoastNews.net)

Forget fad diets or hours spent sweating in the gym … June Shannon – aka: Mama June of TLC’s “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” -- lost a whopping 102 pounds doing absolutely nothing.

The 33-year-old mother of Honey Boo Boo dropped from 365 pounds to 263 pounds over the past two years, thanks to the busy life that comes with being a TLC reality star (before “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,” the family appeared often on the network’s “Toddlers and Tiaras”).

Bar Refaeli pulled a fast one on Jay Leno this week.

The Israeli supermodel played a sassy trick on the host of "The Tonight Show" Wednesday night, as Leno attempted to re-create Refaeli's now-famous Super Bowl commercial, in which she smooched nerdy-looking co-star Jesse Heiman.

"Hey, Bar, that Go Daddy Super Bowl commercial you did was great; it was one of my favourites," Leno said. "I'm thinking, any chance we could re-create the ad?"

Elton John and David Furnish at their Beverly Hills home. (Roger Davies/Architectural Digest)

Looking at photos of Elton John and husband David Furnish’s pristine Los Angeles home, it’s hard to imagine the 5,000-square-foot structure also houses a toddler and a newborn. But, the guys insist, their abode is indeed kid-friendly.

“The one-story thing is so great for Zachary,” John tells Architectural Digest of the couple’s 2-year-old son (the men did the interview prior to welcoming second son Elijah in January). “He just charges through the house like a little firecracker!”

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian ... in happier times. (Getty Images)

Kris Humphries is reminding the world that he is no longer on Kim Kardashian’s timetable.

The divorce drama continues between the exes, who were married for just 72 days in 2011. While Kardashian quickly moved on – she’s expecting a baby with Kanye West later this year – Humphries is in no apparent rush to end the marriage, a fact he reiterated in a court filing on Monday.

In the document obtained by omg!, lawyers for the Brooklyn Nets basketball star suggested Kardashian is trying to gain the upper hand in the divorce battle by trying to accelerate the proceedings – and baby Kimye is being dragged into the middle of it all.

"What is really going on here is that an 'urgency' in the form of an apparently unplanned pregnancy, something the Respondent had nothing to do with, is perceived by Plaintiff as an opportunity to gain a litigation advantage by trying to force this court to prematurely set this matter for trial,” Humphries’ attorney Marshall W. Waller states in the filing.